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How to Cheat on Your Girlfriend

Brief explanations. Get her used to brief explanations about the things you do or the places you've been while you're not with her.

Find someone who digs you. And who is willing to get down with you even though you already have a girlfriend. It's usually really quite simple to have a quick fling at work. But, be very carefull with it because of office politics.

Get an accomplice. Having a sidekick which you can trust always comes in handy when supporting your alibis; Sisters, brothers, neighbors, best friends, etc. Just make sure they won't back stab you!.

Date your lovers wisely. Take advantage of your girlfriend being busy, for instance, date your lover when she has to go to piano lessons or cheerleading practice. But prioritize special dates for your girlfriend, such as birthdays, prom, anniversaries, etc.

Reduce the risk of being casually burnt. Try not to take your lover where you usually take your girl or where she usually hangs out (Except the back seat of your car).

Leave no trail. Delete SMS messages from your lover immediately after reading them and camouflage her phone numbers on your cell-phone to unsuspicious male names such as "Pete", "Arthur" and so on. Your girlfriend could also read your e-mail without you even noticing, open a new account for this purpose and keep it safe.

Avoid confusions. Specially in bed, always refer to them with generic names such as baby, honey, bunny, etc. Or give them the same pet name. That way, you'll never screw it by saying the other's one name.

Dump your lover gently. Your lover has enough information and evidence to destroy your steady relationship. That's why you should make her believe dumping her is best for everybody. For example, tell your lover she deserves her own boyfriend, not a double timing guy like you.

What's done is done. You can cause more damage by telling your girlfriend the truth and there is no need to do it.

Never cheat with your girlfriend's close friends, relatives, class-mates and people who can potentially screw it up.

Be prepared. Always have a alibi even if she is not use to debrief you.

Easy going girls make perfect lovers.

Remember people (Including you) might end heart broken, injured, overwhelmed by sadness for a long time or even tempted to suicide. Its best not to even cheat. Your girlfriend will find out and get heart broken

Things can evolve in a very complex situation and end in a big drama, involving her parents and possible wishes of hurting you.

Having one girlfriend might be expensive. Having two or more girlfriends, you do the math.

Always, don't matter what or who you do it with, use "protection properly.